Duke Nukem Forever
"Duke Nukem, the ultimate alien-ass-kicker, has been shrunk to action-figure size for your gripping pleasure. Whether you're lining up hordes of real aliens to kill or just playing dolls in your house, you'll never feel at a loss for confidence and one-liners with little Duke at your side.
Take this pint-size powerhouse to your local school or bar as your wingman, and you'll be the envy of all your peers. You'll never need to play with another toy again.
So believable, you'll think it's the real Duke hit with the shrink ray! Now he's only 7"" tall, but it's how you play with him that matters.
It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum! (bubblegum sold separately)
This is the only action figure that you don't pose - he poses you!"